Ten Types of Content That Make You Look Lame

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Lame_loserI’m the type of friend who will tell you when you have salad stuck in your teeth or toilet paper attached to the bottom of your shoe.

It’s in that spirit, I’d like to address something equally awkward and embarrassing about content.

Some types of content can make you or your company look really lame. But likely no one will ever admit that to you. Instead, they’ll probably just take a screen grab of it and giggle with their friends behind your back.

That’s not how I roll.

So, I’m going to tell you the top 10 worst content offenders that I hear people make fun of the most (and that I personally dislike.) If you regularly produce any of these types of content, it may be time to think about if it’s really showing you in your best light.

1. Content littered with hashtags.

Hashtags are lovely and important, (although there is some debate as to their effectiveness on Facebook.) But too much of any good thing can start to become counterproductive to your goals.

Make sure you use hashtags with a discerning eye and a strategic mind. Pick the most important keywords in your content or the most important search terms and tag those words.

Avoid tweets like this…

Great #blog post about #internet #marketing and how you can improve the #strategic #roi of your #integrated #marketing efforts. #internetmarketing #marketing #integratedmarketing

This type of tweet makes my brain want to cry. It is unpleasant to read and looks like the pound sign vomited all over the screen.

2. Content that is bloated and meandering.

Your content should feel like a cool pool your audience will want to swim in on a sweltering day; not a brick wall they must scale before they can get what they desire.

To make your content attractive and accessible, keep it tidy and tight.

When in doubt, keep these helpful words from Dr. Evil in mind…

3. Content riding on the coattails of puppies, kittens or babies.

Puppies,* kittens and babies are adorable and often entertaining. So, a lot of companies use pictures and videos of them as their content, or to house the messaging for their content.

Squee

There is nothing wrong with this. Just make sure you’re using these images sparingly and in a strategic context. For example…

  • Instead of just posting a picture of a puppy, have “take your dog to work day” at your office and take pictures of those dogs to show off your company’s lighthearted side.
  • Instead of just tweeting a picture of a kitten, use your cat as the mascot of a brand-specific meme.
  • Instead of just sharing a picture of a cute toddler playing with an iPad, have your toddler navigate your client’s new website to showcase just how well your company understands UX.

4. Content that is precious and ostentatious.

We’re not living in the Mad Men era anymore. While you may not be down for sprinkling words like “dude,” or “adorbs” into your content, most companies do need to adapt to a more casual way of communicating (especially when using social media.)

  • Avoid fussy terminology such as “whereas,” “hereafter,” and “whatnot.”
  • Talk to people like they are people; not like they are representatives from a target audience segment.
  • Avoid business jargon like, “move the needle” or “ducks in a row.”

5. Content continually using “pls retweet”, “like if” or “share if.”

Yes, asking outright for a retweet, like or share is the best way to ensure you get one.

However, far too many companies abuse this request by asking (for what is essentially, a favor) ALL. THE. STINKIN. TIME. and it starts to seem like they’re doing a bad Vercua Salt impression.

Veruca

To avoid that…

Quid pro quo, darlins…it’s what makes the Internet go round.

6. Content stuffed full of keywords.

Effective content should have keywords seamlessly integrated into it. Actual humans will be reading your content, so if you write solely for search engines (robots) you run the risk of sounding like a robot. Like this…

We are a full-service Internet marketing agency that specializes in all aspects of Internet marketing. We’ve been specializing in Internet marketing since 2005. If you’re looking for help with Internet marketing, give us a call!

Opt for a more natural tone and use keywords more sparingly, but strategically.

7. Content that lacks contextual awareness or relevance.

To ensure your content is relevant, take advantage of social media to crowdsource the topics your audience would like to see you cover. Then, use those same channels to distribute that very content back to them, in return.

But, before you do, get a sense of the cultural conversations at that moment. Has other industry news broken that affects the context of your content? Could you newsjack that news to make your content more relevant?

Remember, the best content isn’t just the right content. It’s the right content, delivered to the right audience at the right time.

8. Content that is visually, a snooze-fest.

The web is becoming an increasingly visual landscape. So, your content needs to include imagery (or BE imagery) in order to stand out.

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Incorporate images and visuals as often as possible…

9. Content that fails to live up to the hype.

  • If you’re going to market a blog post as if it’s the post to end all posts, then you’d better knock our socks off.
  • If you’re going to promote that you have an e-book to give away, then you’d better make sure people can actually download it.
  • If you’re going to have the Top 10 Tips for something, then you better list 10 tips…not 8 or 5.

If you’re in the marketing game, then look at your own content as a marketer. If you promise the goods, then you better deliver the goods, baby.

10. Content that is not inclusive.

Peruse your content archives and see how often your company uses phrases like “we” and “our.” An excessive use of both can indicate you are talking too much about yourself and not enough about your audience.

Replace with words like “you” or “yours” as often as possible. For example…

“We are a design firm catering to small businesses. Our services include┬áidentity systems, packaging and print materials.”

vs

“Does your small business need design support? [XYZ firm] can help you with your identity systems, packaging and print materials.”

Just like lettuce on your teeth or toilet paper on your shoe, a content misfire isn’t going to destroy your reputation forever. But, they are also easy to avoid if you want to look and sound fierce.

Take it from your friend, Jen…you deserve fierce.

*That picture up there is of my new puppy. Squee! She’s so cute, I could explode.

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Jennifer Kane
Jennifer Kane is a marketing/communications strategist with more than 15 years of experience working with B2B and B2C companies. She has nearly two decades of public speaking, education and training experience and speaks nationally on topics related to social media, content marketing and digital communications. She is Principal of Kane Consulting, a 10-year-old firm that helps companies use social media and other digital technologies to improve their marketing, communications, sales and customer service. Jennifer runs a popular business book club in Minneapolis and manages the "Spinal Fusions Suck" social community on Facebook. In her spare time, she thinks a lot about the zombie apocalypse and the awkwardness of writing about oneself in third person.
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  1. Jen your content is always memorable; love how you intertwine humor, pub culture and a pinch of sarcasm.
    PS – Cute pup.

  2. Thanks David!

    Hope all is well with you.
    My recent post Thoughts on The Age of Context

  3. Love it. Straight forward. Thank you.

  4. Katie Fisher says:

    Great article Jen. I agree with David's comment.

  5. Kristin Peterson says:

    All great reminders Jen! I’m glad you included the bit about inclusive language. So many corporate website content STILL TO THIS DAY embrace the we, our, us as if nobody else matters. It’s like they are talking to themselves. As a designer, I am lovin’ the infographic movement to convey complex (i.e. boring) stats in an engaging, digestible, entertaining way. I have a heck of a good time designing them. (Opps. I hope that wasn’t a plug). And thank you for sharing the cute puppy photo of your newest family member. I’ve heard of studies that show that when people view cute photos of puppies, kitties and babies, their blood pressure drops. It could be considered content that provides a health benefit. Just sayin’

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